Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Do chemists make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight.
Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' - 'bloodsucking creatures'.
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